Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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