A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

this is a joke

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Seth stock has a large penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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