- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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