Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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69

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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q

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Bloody kids ...

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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