Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock, knock. come in.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What's big and fat? An obese man.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

knock knock come in

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Ham sandwich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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