Where do babies come from? My garage

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Reed is poopin

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Leave her alone...

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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