Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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women's rights.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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