- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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