- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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