What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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