- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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