- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

mark is mark

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

A snake walks into a bar

Poop

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

this girl died

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Anti Joke

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