what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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JEWS

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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