- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Guess what? Holocaust

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

I'm off to my tank guys!

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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