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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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