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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

a man walks into horse bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Women's rights.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.