yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Take my wife- to the store.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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