- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

How are you? Yes

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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