You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

the cast of the jersey shore

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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