- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Yes.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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