- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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