What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Where is my tractor?

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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