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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

I'm gay. No homo.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

knock knock come in

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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KKK

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

I'm gay. No homo.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

knock knock come in

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon