- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

A horse cantered into a bar.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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