Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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thermodynamics?

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Womens Rights.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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