Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Knock Knock.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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