12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

A child with cancer grows up.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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