I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

What is long and black The unemployment line

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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A child with cancer grows up.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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