- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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