- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

hey guys what's up?

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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