- Anti Joke

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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