What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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