- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

who smells? •Liam

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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