- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

fack me!

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

the asian kid gets an F

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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