knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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knock knock who's there police

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Men's Sports

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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