A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Gay's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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knock knock go away

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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I'm a like whore

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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