Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Knock Knock Not Yet

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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