- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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