What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Michael Brown

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why did he die? He was sick.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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