- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

PENlS.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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