- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Women.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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