did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Scientology.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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