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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Are you Drew?

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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