How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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