What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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