why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

Obama

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

terry stockton is straight

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Smart Blondes

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A russian gives away vodka.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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