- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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