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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what what? nothing.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

.....Carrot Top....

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Once upon a time.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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