What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Hi.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Spinabifita

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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