- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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