Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Hi Shelby!!

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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