Roses are red, Violets are purple

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Leave her alone...

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

all these jokes suck ass

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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