Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Obamacare haters

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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