Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Your time.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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