Nice weather we're having.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Ouch.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Women's Rights.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

The cow went moo

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

motley crew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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