There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Women.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Bloody kids ...

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Your time.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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