- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I do last night?work

Dancing Potatoe!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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