A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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miley cyrus

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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