whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Mitt Romney.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Girls

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Anti Joke

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