- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

Unnnnnnnn

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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