What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Obama

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Chuck Norris died.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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oh hiya come in

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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