- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

women have rights

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

I tell an anti joke!.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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