Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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You

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Joey mayer's face

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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she wasn't 18

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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