- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

marshal sterio had sex

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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