- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

knock knock who's there police

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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