- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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