Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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