- Anti Joke

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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