Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

I'm a like whore

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

I saw a shovel once.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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