What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Male penises.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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