Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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i cant think of one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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