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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

A black guy with his family.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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