- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

I like hats XD!

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

dislike this...please.

women's rights

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

What's brown and sticky? Shit

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