Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Dubstep < Music

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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poop

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Christians pornstars.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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