Women's rights

mc hammers income.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

A Frenchman stays and fights

womens rights to vote

Yo mamas so fat

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Anti-joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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