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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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