What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

whats 2+2? 4

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Your Mom.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

guess what chicken butt

Niki Minaj's ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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