- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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