- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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