- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

I like hats XD!

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

she wasn't 18

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Good boy

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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