- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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