A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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terry stockton is straight

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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myspace

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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