What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

whats 2+2? 4

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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