Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

A Jew walks into a Furness

women's rights

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

space is fun

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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